Nutters with Putters

Nutters with Putters
are
Tim 'Ace Man' Davies & John 'Big Top Ted' McIver
of Planet Hastings Crazy Golf Club
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St Leonards on Sea
East Sussex
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"An exhaustive and entertaining guide" The Independent
"Ribald humour about the game" The Sunday Telegraph

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Nutters with Putters das book Published Nov 2nd 2008
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Nutters With Putters Index
0 Index
00 Introduction to the Introduction
01 Introduction
02 History
03 The Pregame
04 Pop culture
05 The Game
06 International Tournaments
07 The Post Game
08 National Tournaments
09 Owners
10 Conclusion
11 Epilogue
Appendices (Uber useless info)
Appendix I The tale of the tape - Ace Man v Big Top
Appendix II Miniature Golf and putting terminology
Appendix III Requirements
Appendix IV Who’s who of crazy golf
Appendix V Tim & Ted’s Top Ten crazy golf courses in the UK
Appendix VI Planet Hastings Crazy Golf Club rules
Conspiracy theories abound but
it can be categorically stated now that McSly deliberately edited out the lines on page 3. Strangely the only bit of editing he was responsible for in the whole book.
The missing lines on page 3.
On my second child's birth certificate, the fathers' profession is given as professional mini golfer, something to give him pride when he grows up. On my first son’s birth certificate, (Timmy 2) I'm listed as an author. Well, one out of two ain’t bad.
We
did try and publish the book through the old, stale route. Here is a selection of comments from the rejection letters received from various publishers.
“Too witty, too clever, too interesting and too out there. We'd rather stick to the same boring old crap.”
“We only publish books with 'love' in the title.”
“No one will believe a word of it. We did though.”
“We don't need another Rowling type phenomenon.”
“We don't believe there is a market for quality work any more.”
“We'd much rather publish the highly disappointing follow up.”
“I laughed so much I wet myself in public whilst reading your ms and for that reason and that reason alone we will not be publishing. The litigation that would follow is bound to break all records.”
“We only sign one new author a year and there's two of you.”
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